mermaiderotica:

welovepastelhair:

emma-brando:

Recurring fear of people seeing me through my webcam without me knowing.

Really though.

SAME

Or those kinect ones for xbox!

funniest10k:

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(Source: The New York Times, via emancip4te)

The difference between bees and wasps.

• Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
• Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

(Source: fraile, via wintervines)

This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen.

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mermaiderotica:

ahahaha

(Source: furrydingoes)

hi, i’m basically dead, but i made $95 in tips tonight ya’ll

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